can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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