I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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