garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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