He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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