Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
