I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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