where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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