I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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