everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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