dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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