we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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