Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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