Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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