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her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We're too hungover to prance.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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