i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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