im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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