"it" just moved
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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