jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
me + whiskey = a bad person
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