wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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