i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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