I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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