you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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