I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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