Don't you send me to vm
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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