i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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