i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
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where does the pee come out of this thing
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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