just come out here and I will go home with you...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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