I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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