Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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