I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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