I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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