Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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