i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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