The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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