think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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