He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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