how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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