i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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