so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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