Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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