Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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