Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
