Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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