how can u be prego again
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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