Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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