I wanna bring you to show and tell
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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