But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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