I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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