so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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