Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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