its not stalking. its research.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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