Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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