have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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