Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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