No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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