Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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