whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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