Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Randomize
