you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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