After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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