My cat gives me a boner
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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