I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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